Forget queuing in a department store to see Santa, this is 2016 (obv’s expletive here), Santa Claus will come to you. You can organise a visit from the big man to your home, garden, office, school, bedroom… His visit will be ‘bespoke’ – ladies? He can appear at your door, on a balcony covered in fake snow, hand out presents, tell a story – you choose. Prices obviously vary depending on what you want him to do – ladies again? These fellas know their stuff having been in costume in Fortum and Mason, Great Ormond Street Hospital, Soho House and Liberty to name a few. But book now, this could be a huge addition to the festivities. I am definitely planning a visit – ho ho ho. rent-a-santa. or e-mail [email protected] – and the elf is very prompt at replying.