Wilson’s World

Welcome to Neoteny, the science of silliness and youth. If you want to look younger, says Wilson, skip the Botox…

Wilson’s World

“Don’t say it’s a fine morning or I’ll shoot ya.”   Wilson’s World is the story of a Notting Hill…

Wilson’s World

Occasionally Wilson returns to his Scottish roots (guffaw, guffaw). Wilson’s World is the story of a Notting Hill dogebrity written…

Wilson’s World

Wilson is a big fan of Kleinian therapy but mostly he just falls asleep. Wilson’s World is the story of…

Wilson’s World

Wilson would love to say that this picture is about the ephemeral nature of being, but the truth of the…

Wilson’s World

Say it with Chocolate (I don’t think they meant that literally, Wilson). Happy Valentines Day from Wilson and the kind folks…

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Wilson will need a lot of hand holding when he gives his talk at the Royal Geographical Society on 23rd of…

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Wilson normally does his own ears (guffaw, guffaw), but was delighted to be invited to Hari’s, the famous hair salon,…

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Wilson loves a good protest, mostly about leaving the park or going to the groomers. He wouldn’t miss the Women’s…

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OK so we had to push a few children out of the way for Wilson to practice his ski-jumps, but…

Wilson’s World

‘And those who were seen tap dancing on tables at 202 were thought to be insane by those who could…

Wilson’s World

It has been another busy year for Wilson. Apart from travelling to Paris, Lech, Mallorca, New York, Positano, Mustique, Greenland,…

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Wilson wishes all of Notting Hill and everyone apart from Donald Trump a Merry Christmas! Wilson’s World is the story…

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Now it might look like Wilson is pretending to be a Christmas bauble (why wouldn’t he be?) at the Cowshed…

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Christmas is not Christmas without a tree and a tree is not a tree without a Wilson on it. Mom…

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No, Wilson doesn’t live under a rock. Who doesn’t know about ‘Hygge’, the Danish word for cosy which apparently makes…

Wilson’s World

Like all Notting Hillers, Wilson celebrates Thanksgiving, first by placing an order at Ottolenghi, then by hosting a dinner even…

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Like Nigel Farage, Wilson recently made a pilgrimage to Trump Towers to ask for an audience with the president elect….

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Wilson uses every possible occasion to practice the ‘Bathtub Effect’. Soaking is a mandatory step to achieving a state of…

Wilson’s World

Like Donald Trump, Wilson loves a good portrait of himself (the bigger the better.)    Wilson Contemplating painted by the…

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Word of Wilson’s return from the Mayr Clinic has reached Holland Park. Here he is explaining the principles of ‘autophagy’ when…

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Like most of Notting Hill, Wilson has checked into the Original FX Mayr in Austria for a detox. When not…

Wilson’s World

Like many famous actors, Wilson has to spend a lot of time on sets. Most models spend their breaks checking…

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Though Wilson loves and adores himself at all times, he has decided to love and adore himself even more by…

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Wilson took to the street this morning to help all those poor Notting Hill children who have to go to school…

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Wilson doesn’t understand why there are no cows at the Cowshed, but he’s certainly a regular. A bit of glitter…

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A recap of  Wilson’s week in Positano. He posted 246 pictures of himself on Instagram. He got 56 new followers,…

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Wilson will be away from the office until the end of August because he’s going to Positano where he will…

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Wilson is a keen meditator. Now most people have to count backwards or repeat theirs special word but Wilson just…

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Wilson was invited to meet MiRo,  a robot that is biomimetic in aesthetics, morphology, behaviour, and control architecture.  Who knows…

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School’s OUT! Come July, the good parents of the hood take off for their various chateaus, boats and villas and…

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Wilson got into a spot of trouble yesterday having pitched up at the Member’s enclosure at Wimbledon with not only…

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The people have spoken this morning, but not the dogs.   Wilson doesn’t obey the command “leave” (the delicious piece of…

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Wilson has decided to  Brexit for the weekend. Club Banger! Don’t you just love the British?? Wilson’s World is the…

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Wilson recently booked in for a massage at Thai Harmony on Notting Hill Gate. Of course he asked for extras,…

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Wilson is an invaluable aid in his mother’s art studio. Apart from his sharp critique (he usually complains there aren’t…

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Wilson occasionally suffers from lapses of self-love (rarely, but it happens.) Of course, he practices daily affirmations in the mirror…

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Every week in Notting Hill residents throw things out onto the street that frankly some dogs would kill for (like…

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“He turned to the sunlight And shook his furry head, And whispered to his mother: “Winter is dead.” by A.A. Milne,…

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They say dogs are child substitutes. Why wouldn’t they be? They’re cute, they learn to go to the toilet outside…